practice post- most embarrassing moment

My most embarrassing moment would be, once when i was wearing white pants and i was in the trolley so me and my friend had no seats because there were no seats left but there was one and so my guy friend told me "here you take it" but i didnt want to so then he took the seat but 5 min later i sat down in the stairs and i didnt check if anything was there so when we got of my homeboy asked me "did you shitted yourself?" i had nothing else to say but ask why so he told me "because u have shit all over your butt" daim it was dog shit that i had sat down on, daim i was so embarrassed.